Isnin, Julai 19, 2010

Prester John - Agong Purbakala?

Assalamualaikum!

Isu hangat sekarang ialah: Adakah Malaysia bakal diperintah kafir setelah pilihanraya ke-13 nanti?

Ramai yang beranggapan ia memang akan terjadi hasil kerja keras Tuan Anwar Ibrahim. Sebenarnya skop Pendita bukanlah hal-hal berunsur politik tetapi hangatnya perbincangan ini membuat Pendita tak senang duduk. Satu: Kerana masing-masing mula menuding antara satu sama lain. Dua: Sesetengahnya suka duduk berdoa semata-mata supaya Malaysia selamat dari tangan kafir. Tidakkah mereka sedar negara kita ini dibenihkan pemimpin-pemimpin yang sememangnya tak lalu dengan Islam?

Baru-baru ini Pendita menyertai MyStory anjuran Asto 318. Ia tentang kemerdekaan negara. Siapa yang memperjuangkan kemerdekaan kita sudah sedia maklum. Tetapi siapa yang mempertahankan kemerdekaan kita belum pasti siapa. Adakah diri sendiri atau siapa-siapa idola kita yang bersongkok, tanpa songkok, berserban, tanpa serban? Tetapi benarkah ada pejuang kemerdekaan? Atau sebenarnya perjuangan mempertahankan hak?

Isi kandungan buku terbitan Institut Terjemahan Negara 'Perjanjian dan Dokumen Lama Malaysia' terang-terang menunjukkan bahawa negeri-negeri Melayu tidak pernah dijajah.



Dokumen-dokumen itu adalah perjanjian naungan di bawah Queen. Jadi selama ini siapakah yang berjuang untuk kemerdekaan? Atau ia perjuangan mendapatkan hak mutlak memerintah? Selama ini kita sebenarnya berperang sesama sendiri untuk menguasai hak memerintah. Hal ini berterusan hingga sekarang.

Benarkah PAS untuk Islam atau orang Kelantan tak sekufu dengan Melayu negeri lain?

Benarkah UMNO untuk Melayu atau orang UMNO diperingkat bahagian berebut-rebut kedudukan di dalam G10 dan menyingkirkan cerdik-pandai parti?

Jadi, Pendita biarkan pemimpin politik kita membuat keputusan. Kerana mereka lebih tahu selok-belok permainannya. Rakyat jelata boleh juga membuat keputusan samada untuk bersatu kekuatan atau memecahbelah umat di kampung, taman masing-masing. Pun begitu, jangan lepaskan peluang mengundi. Paksa belia-belia daftar pengundi. Ketuk kepala mereka kalau degil. Ini bukan masanya lagi untuk leka di ambang hak diambil orang.

Berbalik kita kepada tajuk asal. Siapakah dia Preston John? Pada tahun 1165, datang sebuah rombongan diraja mengadap Raja Emanual of Constantinople. Mereka menyerahkan sebuah surat kontroversi di seluruh Eropah ketika itu. Ia adalah surat daripada seorang Agong di Timur yang dibawahnya bernaung 72 raja-raja daerah. Tuanku adalah Prestor John, penganut ajaran Nabi Isa A.S. Kristian Nestorian.



Pada tahun 1187 pula Salahudin al-Ayubi menawan Jerusalem. Manakala sebelum itu Raja Emanuel cuba berhubung dengan Tuanku tetapi utusannya hilang tanpa berita. Dikatakan di dalam rujukan Arab bahawa semasa perang salib bersama Tuan Salahudin al-Ayubi itu terdapat kira-kira 10,000 tentera Melayu menyertainya. Manakala menurut Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa, Raja Phra Ong Mahawangsa di Kedah memeluk Islam pada tahun 1136.

Persoalan 1: Siapakah Tuanku Prestor John itu?
Hipotesis 1: Beliau adalah Agong Melayu.

Persoalan 2: Jika baginda Agong Melayu Kristian, mungkinkah pendakwah Islam sempat mengIslamkan beliau diambang perang salib?
Hipotesis 2: Raja-raja Melayu semuanya Islam setelah Agong memeluk Islam.

Di bawah ini adalah salinan isi kandungan surat daripada Tuanku. Terdapat beberapa perkara yang menarik seperti:-

'And our land stretches from the extremities of India, where the body of Thomas the Apostle rests; and it extends through the wilderness to the setting sun, and reaches back, sloping to deserted Babylon, near the tower of Babylon.'

1) Tanah jajahan kami bermula dari benua India, terletaknya makam mubaligh Thomas, sehingga ke belantara di kawasan terbit matahari dan melingkungi sehingga ke menara Babylon.

'Seventy-two kingships serve us in bondage, and of those but few are Christians; and each of them has a king, by itself, and these are all tributary to us.'

2) Sejumlah tujuh puluh dua raja-raja bernaung di bawah empayar kami, sebilangannya penganut Kristian.

'And that forest is situate under Mount Olympy, and from there an excellent spring flows; and the water has every kind of taste, and the taste changes each hour, day and night. And from there, not further than three days’ journey from Paradise, from which Adam was driven out.'

3) Dan belantara itu mengelilingi gunung Olympy, terdapat sebuah denai. Airnya mempunyai berbagai rasa bertukar setiap jam sehari semalam. Dan di tempat yang tidak lebih dari tiga hari perjalanan ialah syurga dimana Adam dikeluarkan.

'Beyond this stony river there are ten tribes of the Jews. Though they presume they are kings, yet they are subject to us, and are tributaries to our majesty.'

4) Selepas sungai berbatu itu terdapat sepuluh puak Yahudi. Walaupun mereka mengaku berdaulat, tetapi hakikatnya mereka dibawah naungan empayar kami.

'In another kingdom of ours, beyond the place where the island lies, there are worms, called in our tongue Salamandre, and those worms can live only in fire, and they have around them skins like the skins of worms that make silk. And to spin this is the work of our ladies in our palace, and thereof is made all kinds of apparel for the use of our majesty; and these clothes cannot be washed save in a large and strong fire.'

5) Pada sebuah negeri kami, di sebuah pulau, terdapat cecacing (naga?) yang kami panggil ia Salamandre. Ia hidup didalam api. Kulitnya seperti kulit ulat sutera. Dayang-dayang kami membuat pakaian baginda daripada bahan sutera ini. Pakaian baginda itu hanya boleh dibersihkan dengan api jua.

Ulasan:

1)Dikatakan tanah jajahan baginda bermula dari India sehingga ke belantara Amazon atau sekurang-kurangya belantara Kalimantan.

2)Terdapat sejumlah 72 raja-raja bernaung dibawah baginda. Konsep ini sama seperti yang diamalkan Srivijaya.

3)Seolah-olah terdapat sebuah taman syurga di dalam jajahan baginda. Juga seolah-olah nabi Adam memang sudah berada di bumi sebelum keluar darinya.

4)Terdapat sepuluh puak Yahudi yang berdaulat. Mungkinkah ini the ten lost tribe yang dicari-cari oleh Israel? Sepuluh daerah manakah yang masih beraja sehingga kini?

5) Pakaian baginda diperbuat daripada sutera naga? Jadi naga jinak dan dipelihara istana. Inikah yang dikatakan keturunan naga?

Namun begitu, beberapa sejarahwan Barat menganggap kisah surat ini hanya sebuah dongeng. Mungkin juga kisah benar. Barat tidak menemui kerajaan Kristian di Timur tetapi berjumpa pula dengan kerajaan besar dan kaya iaitu Kesultanan Melayu Melaka. Mahukah Barat mengakui kehebatan sebuah kerajaan Islam melainkan dengan memalukannya dengan kisah Portugis 1511?

Sekian.

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Rujukan:
1)Peniarth MS 5. Llyfr Gwyn Rydderch
2)Jesus MS 111. Llyfr Coch Hergest

I.—John the priest, by the might and strength of God, our Lord Jesus Christ, King of earthly kings, and Lord of lords, sends to him that stands in the place of God, namely, the Ruler of Rome, joy and greeting by the grace of poetry, and thereby rising to things that are above, It was told our majesty that thou lovest our excellence and the plenitude of our greatness; and we have learnt through our messenger that thon art fain to send us things that are amusing, and some that are pleasant, and, as I am a man, that is good in my sight. And of the things among us we send by our messengers other things to thee, and we send and desire to know whether thou hast the faith with us, and believest wholly in our Lord Jesus Christ.

II.—When those among us recognise that we are men, thy Greeks think that thou art a God. Yet, since we know that thou art mortal, and that thou art subject to human corruption, if thou dost desire any of the things that belong to joy, do thou notify it through thy messenger, and, by the wonted munificence of our bounty, thou shalt have it. Do thou take this gift, in my name, and make use of it, and we will joyfully use thy gifts, so that we may strengthen ourselves mutually in our power turn by turn, and, as proofs thereof bethink thee and look to it. If thou wouldst fain come to the nation whereof we are sprung, we will place thee over the greatest things in our palace, and so thon eanst make use of our abundance, and the many things that are in our midst, and if thou wouldst fain return, thou shalt go back rich. Remember, however, the last thing, that is, thy end, and thou wilt never more sin,

III.—Now, if thou wouldst fain know our majesty, and the excellence of our highness, and in what lands our power holds sway, un¬derstand and believe without doubt that I am John the priest, lord of lords, excelling all the kings of the earth in strength, and power, in all kinds of high riches that are under heaven. Seventy-two kings are tributary to me. I have taken a vow that I am a Christian; the greatest power of our righteousness is to defend and support them from our alms. We are likewise under vow to visit the sepulchre of our Lord with a great host, even as it befits the glory of our mightiness to subject and subdue the enemies of the Cross of Christ, and to exalt His Blessed Name. And our land stretches from the extremities of India, where the body of Thomas the Apostle rests; and it extends through the wilderness to the setting sun, and reaches back, sloping to deserted Babylon, near the tower of Babylon.

IV.—Seventy-two kingships serve us in bondage, and of those but few are Christians; and each of them has a king, by itself, and these are all tributary to us. In our country are born animals,—elephants, dromedaries, camels, hippopotami, crocodiles, metagalinarii, carnete¬nirii, ownsiritæ, pantheræ, onagri, white and red lions, white bears, white ousels, silent grasshoppers, gryphons, tigers, ogresses, hyenas, wild buffaloes, sagitarii, wild men, men with horns, chorniti, correre, satyrs, and women of the same race, pigmies, cenofali, giants forty cubits in height, one-eyed men, cyclopes, the bird that is called phœnix, and almost all the kinds of animals under heaven. In our country there is abundance of milk and honey; in another quarter in our land no poison hurts, no frog croaks, no snakes hiss in the herbage; no venomous animals can abide there, or do harm to anyone. In the midst of some races called Pagans, through one of our pro¬vinces, a river called Idon runs, and this river, after coming from Paradise, runs noiselessly through all that kingdom by various mazes. And here are found natural stones; these are their names, smaragdi, saphiri, carbunculi, topazion, crysoliti, onichini, berilli, amethysti, sardinæ, and many other precious stones.

V.—There springs the herb called Affidos. Whoever bears the root of that plant with him, it will drive the evil spirit from him, and will constrain him to say who he is, and what is his name; and, therefore, the evil spirits dare not corrupt any man there. In another kingdom of ours there grow all kinds of pepper, and they are collected and exchanged for wheat, and skins, and cloth, and men’s food; and those regions are wooded, as if thickly planted with willows, and all full of serpents. And when the pepper ripens, all the people come from the nearest kingdoms, and bring with them chaff, and refuse, and dry branches; and they kindle the wood round about; and when a mighty wind blows, they set fire within and without the wood, so that not one of the snakes may escape; and so within the fire, after it has been thoroughly kindled, all the snakes perish, save those that reach caves; and when all the fire has died out, all come, men and women, small and big, with forks in their hands, and fling all the snakes out of the forest, and make high heaps of them sky high. And when they have finished shaking that refuse, the grain that is gathered from among the fagots is dried, and the pepper is boiled, but how it is boiled no one from another country is allowed to know.

VI.-And that forest is situate under Mount Olympy, and from there an excellent spring flows; and the water has every kind of taste, and the taste changes each hour, day and night. And from there, not further than three days’ journey from Paradise, from which Adam was driven out. Whoever drinks of the water of that spring during his fast, no disease will come upon him from that day forth, and he will ever be thirty years of age. There, too, there are stones called Midiosi; and eagles bring these towards us, and through these they revive and recover the light, if they lose it. Whoever bears this stone on his hand, light never fails him, and if he would fain hide himself, it will cause that no one may see him. It drives hatred from all, and induces unity, and repels jealousy. This, too, is a strange thing that our country has, among other things:—there is a sea of sand there, and the gravel moves without water, and it surges in waves like another sea, and never rests; and one cannot go on it by vessel or in any other way, nor can it be in any way known what kind of laud there is beyond; but on the side towards us there are found divers kinds of fish, so sweet and so good that man never saw their like.

VII.—There are likewise, three days’ journey from that sea, some mountains from which flows a river of stones, and that flowing like water, and it runs through our land to the sea of sand, And when the river reaches the sea, the stones disappear, so that they are not seen thenceforth. Three days in the week the stones move and slide, both small and great, and take with them some trees, as far as the sea of sand, and, so long as they move, no one can ever cross it; on the other four days a passage is obtained. This is another marvel that is there; hard by the desert near the mountains, where no one dwells, there is a river beneath the earth, and no one can find a road to it, except by chance; sometimes the earth trembles, and whoever then happens to be passing by can find a road to the river, and he must travel in haste, lest perchance the earth close upon him; and whatever sand he brings with him will be precious stones and jewels. And this river runs into another river larger.than itself, and therein there is none of the gravel or sand, but precious stones; and into this river the men of that country go, and seize and bring with them thence a multitude of precious stones and jewels, and they dare not sell those, until they first inform our excellency. And if we would fain have them in our treasure, we take them, and give them half their value. If we do not want them, they are free to sell them where they will. Children are brought up in that land to seek the stones, so that they can live under the water three or four mouths,

VIII.—Beyond this stony river there are ten tribes of the Jews. Though they presume they are kings, yet they are subject to us, and are tributaries to our majesty. In another kingdom of ours, beyond the place where the island lies, there are worms, called in our tongue Salamandre, and those worms can live only in fire, and they have around them skins like the skins of worms that make silk. And to spin this is the work of our ladies in our palace, and thereof is made all kinds of apparel for the use of our majesty; and these clothes cannot be washed save in a large and strong fire. In gold, silver, precious stones, in dromedaries and camels, is the abundance of our greatness. No one is poor among ns; no adulterer is found there; all meu of strange lands, to wit, guests and pilgrims, our gentleness receives. No thieves, no oppressors, no misers are found iu our midst; there is no envy in our midst.

IX.—Our men have abundance of all kinds of riches; there are not many horses among us, and they are but sorry. We liken none on the face of the earth to us in riches. When we go to war in force against our enemies, we let carry before us fifteen large, magnificent crosses made of gold and silver, with precious stones therein, one in each car, in stead of standards, and behind each one of them twelve thousand men of arms, and a hundred thousand foot soldiers, without counting the five thousand who have to do with bearing food and drink. But when we walk abroad in peace, a wooden cross pre¬cedes our majesty, without any legend whatever, either of gold or silver, that the suflbring of our Lord Jesus Christ may be brought back to our remembrance constantly; and a vessel full of earth, that we may recognize that our flesh returns to its own source, that is, to earth; and other vessels, full of gold, are borne before us, that all may understand that we are lord of lords.

X.—In all the kinds of riches that are in the world our greatness abounds and excels. No one tells a lie among us, and no one can tell one ; and whoever tells a lie willingly, straightway he dies, and no illwill is borne about him. All of us follow after truth, and all love one another mutually; no kind of sin reigns there. Every year we go on a pilgrimage to the place where lies the body of Daniel the Prophet, taking great hosts with us, to deserted Babylon, and those too under arms, because of animals called tyri and some other serpents calJed deviles. In our country some fish are caught, knd with the blood of these the most precious purple is coloured.

XI.—We have many places, the bravest nation in the world, and ugly withal. We lord it over the races called Amazons and Bragmans. The palace wherein onr majesty dwells was made in the form and likeness of that which the Apostle Thomas ordained for Wyndofforns, king of India; and its wings and structures are exactly like it. The columns of the hall, its pillars, and its fretwork, conic from some tree called ccthiui. The roofing of the hall is made of some plants called hebenus, the reason being that no one in the world can in any way burn it. On the farthest extremities on the top of that ball there are two apples of gold, and in each of them there is the precious stone called carbunculus, so that the gold may give light during the day, and the stones by night. The largest parts of the hall are made of stones called sardoniehi, blended with eerastes, the reason being that no one may secretly bring in poison with him. Other things in the hall are made of the plants called hebenus; the windows were of crystal; the tables to eat on in our palace are, some of them, gold, and others of the precious stone amestic. The pillars that support the tables are of whalebone. Before our palace there is a street, wherein our justice is wont to look on those who fight in duel. The top of the hall and its walls are made of onichiuus, the purpose being that energy may arise in our combatants by the virtae of the stones. In that hall light is not kindled at night, save that which the precious oil called balsam feeds.

XII.—The chamber wherein our majesty rests was fitted with wondrous work, and that of gold, and every kind of precious stoae in the world, because of the excellence of onichinus instead of light. Around this is made a work, four-square, as large as itself, that the harshness otthe onyx may be tempered. Precious ointment is ever burned in this chamber; our bed is mode of sapphire, because of the virtue of chastity. We have the fairest wives in the world, and they come in to us only four times in the year, that we may have heirs, and thereafter each one returns to her own place, as healthy as Beersheba from David.

XIII.—In our palace we eat once a day; each day thirty thousand men eat at our board, besides the guests that come and go. And these all receive their charges from our palace, both in horses and other things also. That table is made of precious stone called smaragdns, and it is supported by two pillars of amethyst. The virtue of this stone is that it suffers no one to get drunk so long as he sits thereon. Before the doorposts of our hall, near where the combatants are, there is a watch-tower of great height, and thereto one climbs by one hun¬dred and twenty-five steps; and these steps, some of them are made of porphyry, blended with the blood of serpents, and alabaster ointment. The third part at the bottoni of these is made of crystal, and jasper, and sardooyx, and another part, at the top, is of amethyst, and amber, and jasper, and sardonyx, and panthera. This watch-tower is supported by one pillar, and on this there is a base, that is, some stone-work so called, and on this base two columns, that is to say, arms; and on these there is a base, and on this four columns, and again a base, and on this sixteen arms; and so the work proceeds, until the number thirty-four is reached, and then the number of the bases lessens, and the columns, until they come to one, and that by ascend¬ing upwards, as they increased before, ascending to thirty-four.

XIV.—Now the columns and bases are of the same kind of precious stone as the steps through which men ascend. On the summit of the highest there is a watch-tower placed by some graceful skill, so that no one in the various kinds of laud subject to us can work any fraud, or treachery, or dissensions against us whatever, nor those among us, without it being clearly seen from that watch-tower, and without its being recognised who they are, or what they do. There are three thousand men of arms ever guarding this watch-tower night and day, lest by chance it be broken or overthrown to the ground.

XV.—Each month in the year seven kings serve me, each one of them in his order, and forty-two princes, and three hundred and fifty-six earls. That number is always at our board, without those placed in the various duties in our palace. At our board there eat each day, on the right twelve archbishops, and on my left hand twenty bishops, and the patriarch from the place where is the grave of the Apostle Thomas and he that is in place of a pope.
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Khamis, Julai 08, 2010

Waka Waka Bolasepak

Assalamualaikum!

Bolasepak Piala Dunia hampir berakhir. Fanatiknya peminat bola hingga sanggup bersengkang mata menyaksikan pertandingan tengah malam pagi...

Kita lihat psikologi permainan ini. Betapa manusia bijak mengatur strategi untuk menang. Namun, kemahiran menggelecek bukanlah faktor utama pasukan itu boleh menang. Ini adalah peperangan! Seperti nasihat nabi Muhamad di dalam peperangan mesti dengan helah disamping sokongan Allah.

Hidup di negara ini juga di dalam peperangan. Kita di tengah peperangan ekonomi dan ilmu. Di negara kita ini untuk menang di dalam ekonomi dan ilmu itu sudah sampai ke tahap ibadah jihad.

Berbalik kita kepada kepada bolasepak Piala Dunia. Pendita minat hendak mentafsirkan lagu rasmi FIFA "Waka Waka" dinyanyikan oleh Shakira. Lihat di bawah ini sebahagian daripada liriknya:-

You're a good soldier Andalah tentera
Choosing your battles Memilih peperangan
Pick yourself up Bangun
And dust yourself off Bersihkan dirimu
Get back in the saddle Bersiap sedia

You're on the front line Dirimu di barisan hadapan
Everyone's watching Semua memerhatimu
You know it's serious Anda sedar ini perkara penting
We are getting closer Kita mendekati
This isn't over Tetapi ia belum selesai

The pressure is on Dirimu merasai
You feel it Tekanannya
But you got it all Namun dirimu bersiap-siaga
Believe it Percayalah

When you fall get up, oh oh Apabila dirimu jatuh, bangun
If you fall get up, eh eh Jika dirimu jatuh, bangkit
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Cuz this is Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Listen to your God Yakin pada Allah
This is our motto Ini pendirian kita
Your time to shine Tiba waktunya dirimu bersinar
Don't wait in line Jangan lengah
Y vamos por todo

People are raising Manusia meletakkan syarat baru
Their expectations Didalam taruhan harapan
Go on and feed them Buktikan
This is your moment Ini masanya
No hesitations Jangan teragak-agak

Today's your day Inilah harinya
I feel it Aku tahu
You paved the way Semuanya telah anda lalui
Believe it Yakin

Sekian.

Jumaat, Jun 25, 2010

Sungai misteri Tanah Melayu

Assalamualaikum!

Pendita masih tertanya-tanya tentang sebuah sungai yang merentasi semananjung Melaka pada abab ke-16 sepertimana yang terlihat pada peta-peta di bawah ini.





Peta pertama dicetak pada 1572 oleh Ignazio Danti, manakala yang kedua pada 1606 oleh Jodocus Hondius. Hondius menamakan sungai itu sebagai R Fermoso. Mengikut peta Danti, kota Melaka terletak sedikit ke darat hampir dengan banjaran Titiwangsa, dekat gunung Ledang.

Mengikut andaian Pendita, ia sekitar Gemas atau Segamat. Pernah suatu ketika beberapa orang telah melakukan penerbangan melalui ruang udara hutan Endau-Rompin terlihat sebuah kota lama seolah-olah dijaga orang.

Misteri bigfoot di Endau-Rompin memang sudah diketahui ramai. Dikatakan Yeti menjaga Shangri-La di Himalaya, bigfoot Malaya mungkin ditugaskan menjaga kota ini. Lagipun banjaran Titiwangsa bersambung dengan Himalaya.

Adat Melayu, rajanya bersemayam di istana hulu di sungai. Jarang-jarang istana raja-raja Melayu di kuala sungai. Kalau pun ada istana kecil di kuala sungai, ia milik Temenggong atau Laksamana. Jadi tak mungkin raja Melaka berperang dengan Portugis di kuala sungai Melaka melainkan Temenggong kerana Laksamana Melaka tiada di pelabuhan ketika itu. Gambar di bawah adalah kota Portugis di Banda Hilir ketika diserang Aceh. Tetapi disitu bukanlah kota Melaka milik Melayu.







Gambar di bawah ialah kota Palembang pada abad ke-17. Ia seperti di kuala sungai. Jikalau tuan-tuan dan puan-puan ada maklumat tentang misteri kota Melaka yang masih buntu ini mohon dikongsi. Jikalau kita hanya bergantung kepada diari Munsyi Abdullah mungkin maklumat penuh tidak diperolehi.





Sekian.

Khamis, Jun 03, 2010

Cerdas akal: Khasiat kepala ikan

Semalam isteri Pendita membawa pulang sekotak keropok lekor. Pendita bukanlah peminat keropok lekor dan kurang juga memakannya. Di negeri Terengganu ini keropok lekor adalah sajian biasa untuk sarapan dan juga pada bila-bila masa untuk minum ringan.

Di negeri Melaka pula, jamuan ringan selalunya mee goreng atau pisang goreng bercelup kicap. Bercerita tentang menu ini, pakar bahasa kurang senang dengan istilah 'goreng pisang' seperti yang dipapar pada kedai-kedai tepi jalan. Bagi mereka ia sepatutnya 'pisang goreng'.

Di Muar, mee bandung sudah tentu menu utamanya beserta satay. Kalau tuan-tuan dan puan-puan singgah di pekan Muar, mee bandung dan satay boleh dipesan daripada peniaga Melayu atau mamak manakala air daripada tukang bancuh Cina. Di sini ia perkara biasa. Kegilaan satay boleh dilihat di Kajang. Tetapi orang Kajang sendiri kurang makan satay.

Di Kuala Lumpur McDonald, KFC, Laksa Shack, Kopitiam, Nasi Lemak Antarabangsa, kedai mamak atau pakistan, kedai tom yam dengan lampu merah-kuning-hijau tempat minum petang atau malam atau subuh. Apa saja hidangan mestilah disulami teh tarik.

Pemakanan orang-orang kita agak rakus. Makan tidak ikut turutan malah kelam-kabut. Perkara asas tentang pemakanan berkait rapat dengan kecerdasan fikiran. Begitu juga keadah menyediakan makanan.

Bolehkah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan andaikan apa yang ada didalam nasi goreng paprik apabila tukang masak menyediakannya dengan ketukan yang kuat pada kuali seperti kata DJ radio tempatan, 'nasi goreng klong-klang klong-kleng' itu?

Dapatkah kita bezakan emosi diri setelah makan kenyang masakan di rumah berbanding masakan di kedai tom yam? Pendita rasa kenyang puas dan tenang setelah menikmati makanan masak sendiri berbanding warung.

Kita lihat para tahfiz berpantang dalam makanan. Mereka elak memakan kepala ikan termasuklah kepala ikan bilis goreng. Kerana, kata mereka otak boleh dungu dengan khasiat kepala ikan. Bagaimana pula dengan kari kepala ikan? Wah! Itulah menu kegemaran orang-orang kita. Nasi lemak dengan ikan bilis goreng berkepala? Dan keropok lekor dengan rebusan ikan dengan kepalanya sekali? Atau laksa dengan kuah rebusan ikan?

Boleh kita bayangkan betapa kompetitifnya kita di dalam pekerjaan, pelajaran, hubungan sesama manusia dan juga tuhan jika perut kita sentiasa terisi khasiat dari kepala ikan?

Sekian.

Rabu, Jun 02, 2010

Apabila Melayu mula disentuh Yahudi...

Apabila Melayu mula disentuh Yahudi di dalam misi keamanan ke Gaza...

Tunggulah Pendekar Melayu dengan pakaian hitamnya mencerai-ceraikan kulit, urat, tulang-temulang...

Apabila Melayu sudah disentuh Yahudi...! Inilah saatnya yang dimulakan oleh Yahudi untuk bertembung buku dengan ruas sepertimana yang telah ditilik sejak dahulukala.

Apabila cicit Niyang Keturah dilanyak...apabila darah-daging nabi Ibrahim diluka-lukakan...Maka akan keluarlah segala khazanah rahsia Melayu dari dalam laut, dari dalam gua puaka, dari puncak gunung-gunang paksi Melayu...besi kuning dan pendekar yang menyorok di flat-flat, rumah-rumah kos rendah, pondok-pondok di kampung, nelayan miskin di tepi pantai.

Segala kekuatan Melayu akan keluar dengan seragam hitam. Maka itulah panji-panji hitam dari sebelah timur dengan hati-hati mereka keras bak kepingan-kepingan besi.

Nenek-moyang mereka dahulu membakar timbunan besi sehingga merah lalu dengan kekuatan mereka juga tembaga cair dituang dari tempat tinggi. Mereka bina tembok Yakjuj dan Makjuj. Nenek-moyang mereka berjalan sehingga ke hujung dunia tempat tenggelamnya matahari di dalam lumpur. Di situlah mereka berkerajaan dengan Raja Iskandar Zulkarnain yang mulia.

Di sini, Tanah Melayu yang keramat sudah bersiap-siaga Melayu untuk bertembung dengan satu puak yang sangat degil. Tiada suatu kaum di dunia ini sangat beriya-iya untuk bertembung dengan Yahudi. Itulah Melayu dan daulatnya.

Mereka tidak memerlukan jet-jet pejuang atau laser guided missiles kerana mereka menguasai ilmu besi, ilmu angin, ilmu air dan ilmu lipat bumi. Mereka juga mempunyai hubungan diplomatik dengan kerajaan-kerajaan di udara dan di dalam lautan. Mereka juga tidak perlukan kapal-kapal perang dan kapal selam yang besar lagi canggih. Mereka tidak bimbang soal bom atom kerana mereka menguasai ilmu besi.

Masanya sudah dekat apabila batu-batan pun menyebelahi mereka.

Mahu bermain api dengan Melayu? Tunggulah...

Sekian.

Selasa, Jun 01, 2010

Latihan ketenteraan untuk civilian?

Hari ini 1 Jun 2010 di dalam Metro, tentang seorang PTD meninggal dunia setelah mengikuti latihan ala komando, demi mendapat pengesahan jawatan.

Hipotesis:

Adakah sesuai latihan berunsur ketenteraan untuk civilian yang bekerja di dalam suasana pejabat?

Bagi agensi kerajaan dan berkanun di Malaysia, untuk mendapat pengesahan jawatan seseorang penjawat awam mestilah mengikuti kursus induksi untuk beberapa hari. Kandungan kursus ini ada unsur-unsur latihan ketenteraan seperti panjat-memanjat, gayut-menggayut, dayung-mendayung dan bermacam jenis lagi mengikut silibus konsultan masing-masing.

Kita lihat pula pesara tentera. Secara umumnya, kita boleh melihat mereka meneruskan kehidupan dengan bekerja sebagai jaga, pengawal peribadi, menjalankan perniagaan berunsur keselamatan, membuka restoran. Jikalau pegawai tadbir diplomat dipaksa minum jus stoking semasa latihan ala komando itu sehingga koma di hospital, sudah tentulah pesara-pesara komando juga layak untuk menjawat jawatan-jawatan kritikal setelah bersara nanti. Kerana mereka sudah bersiap-siaga untuk apa jua cabaran. Tetapi apakah kesiap-siagaan mereka itu mampu menempuh desakan, politik pejabat? Hanya orang-orang yang rapat dengan komando sahaja yang tahu kebolehan sebenar mereka di alam civilian.

Pendita ada mendengar kisah seorang pesara tentera berkhidmat sebagai eksekutif di sebuah syarikat swasta. Suatu hari beliau jatuh, meninggal dunia sebelum masuk bilik mesyuarat. Menurut yang rapat dengan arwah, beliau tidak tahu menggunakan laptop dan perisian dan ia begitu memberi tekanan...

Pada pendapat Pendita, latihan berunsur ketenteraan seperti berakit di tengah hari panas di Bukit Merah Laketown kononnya untuk mewujudkan sikap teamwork tidaklah wajar untuk eksekutif-eksekutif pejabat. Sikap kerjasama di pejabat boleh di'kursus'kan jika para trainer itu bekas CEO syarikat dan dijalankan di dalam suasana pejabat juga seperti di bilik seminar hotel.

Lagipun sikap kerjasama mampu dipupuk oleh ketua pusat tanggungjawab dengan syarat beliau berhati terbuka dan sensitif. Semangat kerjasama pupus jika wujud suasana "kerja sama-sama, kenaikan asing-asing".

Ia tentang survival di pejabat, bukan survival di hutan masak nasi dalam buluh, berendam dalam lumpur! Jika minat aktiviti outdoor, bolehlah ikut kumpulan kembara mendaki gunung-ganang dan meneroka gua-gua misteri.

Bagi pegawai-pegawai perjawatan, sudah-sudahlah dengan kursus-kursus teamwork ala komando...Mereka memilih jawatan ini sebab tiada cenderung aktiviti lasak. Jangan dipaksa lagi kursus-kursus macam ini. Lihatlah, apabila nyawa seorang pegawai melayang kerana kursus ini, adakah ia berbaloi? Siapa pula lepas tangan?

Sekian.

Isnin, Mei 31, 2010

Keringat dan darah...

Baru-baru ini siri The Pacific tamat dengan siri ke-10. Pendita minat siri ini. Soundtrack 'with the old breed' di bawah adalah di antara yang Pendita suka. Siri ini menceritakan babak-babak berdasarkan memoir Eugene Sledge-bekas marin Amerika yang bertarung habis-habisan di kepulauan Pasifik.



Apa yang menarik tentang siri ini adalah kisah-kisah kemanusiaan, tentang kemelut peperangan yang sangat dahsyat. Bak pepatah 'menang jadi arang'. Walaupun tentera Amerika berjaya menganyang Jepun, namun jumlah kematian sangat tinggi. Tentera-tentera yang terkorban itu dianggap wira. Ya, betul dari sudut pandang rakyat Amerika yang tidak tahu tujuan sebenar peperangan ini diwujudkan.

Pendita ada pengalaman dengan orang-orang Amerika. Umumnya mereka baik hati. Tetapi peristiwa 11 September membuatkan mereka kurang selesa dengan orang-orang Islam.

Hari ini kita dikejutkan dengan peristiwa kapal bantuan kemanusiaan diserang komando Israel. Keringat dan darah Filistin masih berlinang, bantuan pula disekat. Tiada kekuatan di dunia ini mampu menahan tindak-tanduk Israel. Muslimin dihina sedemikian rupa. Segala manusia dianiaya mereka. Bangsa Amerika dijadikan infantri mempertahankan agenda Yahudi. Muslimin dibiarkan kelaparan dan kesakitan mempertahankan al-Aqsa.

Yahudi memerah keringat dan darah segala manusia...

Wahai pemuda-pemuda yang mempunyai hati seperti kepingan-kepingan besi...segeralah muncul dengan bendera hitam kalian...

Sekian.

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